Tiny Mining

18 Nov

filed under: Copper written by: Dennis

 

Not much food today, no time, to much work. All this talk about metals was instantly reflected in my email inbox. The following (spam) evaded my filters and was eager to mine my body:

 

 

The following reply was send, along with samples (see below):

 

Dear madam, sir, 
Thank you for reaching out at this time and for letting me know about your business. Your communication could not have come at a more fortuitous moment, as I have been mining my body for metals for a few weeks. Please refer to the attached proofs of concentrations extracted. As I am confident the ppm levels will satisfy you I will be awaiting your detailed quotation. I have been specially looking for copper into my body, which I managed to obtain in large quantities from my urine, sweat and other bodily fluids. I hope you also consider the special value of these metals, as they are directly coming from my body, no refinement needed. 
I am prepared to offer these at a very reasonable price, in an exclusive offer for you. 15% reduction if you pay in cryptocurrency. I only need details of how to exchange and up-front payment and the copper is yours.
Looking forward to hear from you
Tim Maia
Unfortunately they were not interested in buying at all! See reply below:
Subject: Copper Wire Scrap
Dear  Alex Smith
Thanks for your mail and we sell Hms 1.2 and used rails rate,of $ 200
usd per mtn  and we sell Copper Cathode and  copper scrap,Copper
Scrap, Copper ingot, at the rate of 3.300usd per mtn and we sell
Aluminum scrap  at the rate of 600usd per mtn  and  the buyer or
buyers representative will come to Guinea conakry for physical
inspection of the materials is our stock yard and the buyer will pay
10% for the Logisitices booking of containers and shippment and the
Buyer make the balance payment 90%  by wire transfer upon delivery of
goods at buyers discharged port.and send the name of your seaport so
that we will start the shippment
We sell Gold 30.000 usd 1kg
seaport name autonome de Guinee conakry
AINOHA MOM SARL
Office. Port 2, 2éme étage, face grand hotel du Conakry
Tel. +224669128836